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I will forever ship Commerton

Feb 29th

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copperbooom: As Mike Commodore was scrambling to gather his belongings after being traded to the Tampa Bay Lightning Monday, he had one final message for Cory Emmerton. “He told me not to cry,’’ Emmerton said. HE TOLD ME NOT TO CRY.

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Anonymous asked: green

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mamatrix asked: Yellow

Feb 29th

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I really want a nice drink. A shot of tequila and a long island iced tea. mmmmm

Feb 29th

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Story time!

I was at Colin’s today, and he was about to get in the bath when he ran back out into the living room (where Katie and I were) and he said, “There’s red toilet paper in the toilet and I didn’t do it!” Both of us started cracking up. And of course, Katie told Colin it was lipstick. I am not looking forward to next year when he gets the period/penis talk in school.

Feb 29th

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In case anyone was wondering

everything checked out fine at the doctor today :)

Feb 29th

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honesty hour →

Feb 28th

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This is the phone conversation I just had.

Me: Hello? Him: Yes, is Samantha’s mom or dad there? Me: No. Can I take a message? Him: Are you sure they’re not home? Me: Yes… Him: Is this Samantha? Me: No. Him: Who is this? Me: Samantha’s sister. Him: Older sister? Me: Yes. Him: Already out of high school? Me: Yes. Him: Are you in college or do you have a job or what? Me: I’m in school. Him: Oh...

Feb 28th

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Am I the only person who thinks posting a picture of your backside with the caption, “he want that cake ;)” isn’t okay?

Feb 28th

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I have the best dad.

I just walked into the office and told him that I had an appointment with the cancer center tomorrow. He asked if I wanted him to go, and I just lost it. Bawling. He can’t even be in the room with me, he has to stay in the waiting room, so it would be pointless for him to go. He’s taking off work. Like I said, he’s the best.

Feb 28th

I really really really

want to post about the awesomeness that will be Evan’s birthday, but the creep stalks my page so I cannnnnnnn’t. Gah, I’m so excited though!! For someone who had no idea what they were doing for him a week ago, I sure surprised myself.

Feb 28th

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My neighbor just informed me of a massive...

Less than one month after Pfizer recalled nearly 1 million packages of faulty birth control pills, Glenmark Generics has recalled its version of the oral contraceptives because of a packaging error that landed the pills in the wrong order. The India-based drug company has warned that seven lots of generic norgestimate and ethinyl estradiol tablets distributed to U.S. pharmacies between Sept. 21...

Feb 28th

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Anyone have a good HIMYM Season 7 download link?

Feb 27th

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I’m watching the News with my dad (which I never ever do), and the first story is about a 14 year old boy shooting his mother to death because she wouldn’t let him hang out with his friends. Seriously. I’m in tears. I’m far too sensitive to watch the news. Oh, and now we’re talking about how a 6 year old was critically injured in an attempted car jacking. WHO THE...

Feb 27th

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I was talking with my dad about possiblity of going to a playoff game, and he said, “You’re assuming they make it to the playoffs.” Oh, ignorant father. We could stop trying and still make the playoffs.

Feb 27th

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I really wish I didn’t have to go to my doctor appointment tomorrow alone. I’m so terrified of getting bad news, and I just want someone to cuddle.

Feb 27th

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My back is killing me but I'm too lazy to drive to...

Feb 27th

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Poor Commie :(

Feb 27th

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Evol: Sex, Uneducated →

kateordie: This morning, I put out a call for Sex Ed horror stories from former and current teens, after reading about Utah’s decision to adopt an abstinence-only policy when it comes to teaching about sexual health. Of course, that’s ridiculous - but not as crazy as some of these…

Feb 27th

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What color eyes does the last person you kissed have? Brown, though he insists they’re hazel. Will you talk to the person you like tonight? I wanted to, but he’s not a good job of communicating at the moment. What color shirt are you wearing? Orange. Are you friends with the last person you kissed? More than. What’s something someone can do that makes you melt? Gimme...

Feb 27th

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catharsisprayer replied to your photo: /troll. This is my fake boob, y’all. sorry if this is personal, but what is this for? I just answered this here :)

Feb 27th

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.

Feb 27th

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goodbye-apathy replied to your photo: Kelly is angry. is that a bunny?!?! YES. AND I WANT IT.

Feb 27th

Anonymous asked: yes she was beautiful. and why do you have a fake boob?

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